mrs. statue eats a mushroom

mrs. statue was very bored. mrs statue went outside. this is the big story of how mrs. statue died. she went out to the forest, where the birds had always flied. the grass was bright and green, and smelled of pesticide. mrs. statue found mushrooms, how could she decide? should she eat it, should she not? “i won’t!” mrs. statue lied. she put the mushroom in her mouth, and right when it was inside, she was horrified. oh, how bad it tasted, the pain intensified.

she didn’t like the taste, she would have screamed and cried. the species of the fungus, unidentified. she had a bad day, when she threw up and died.

trumpasaurus rex vs hilladactyl

hilladactyl spread her wings, ready for a fight. trumpasaurus rex grinned, allis sharp teeth showing. hilladactyl roared, “TRUMP WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as she flew into the cloud filled sky.

trumpasaurus rex ran towards hilladactyl, but he couldn’t reach her. he jumped up, trying to bite, but he failed every time. hilladactyl swooped down and bit him, tearing off his scales

trumpasaurus screamed in agony. hilladactyl laughed, “Give up! NO WALL!!!” she would swoop and swoop until trumpasaurus was completely free of scales. trumpasaurus cried, “if you don’t stop i will bring out my secret weapon!” trumpasaurus rex smiled a horrible smile, as he lifted up his wig with a claw.

a beam of orange light shot out of his bald head. it hit hilladactyl right i the eyes. she fell to the ground, blinded. “i can’t see..” she said as trumpasaurus rex stomped closer. he stared her with glowing eyes. “i won the election” he whispered. hilladactyl screamed “IMPOSSIBLE” as trumpasaurus rex laughed. “hahaha.. you knew i would win! you were just denying it. you could have won, but the voters powered my orange forehead beam”. hilladactyl was blind. she would never regain sight. trumpasaurus stomped closer, and right when he was about to bite her, a meteorite struck and killed both of them THE END!!!!

i hope you liked my story. it is based on true story. you will never not like my story. it is a good story.

A rare cheetah disease.

in my adventures around africa, i have found many species, such as the elephant, lion, tiger, etc.. however, one strange day i saw a horrible looking cheetah. it’s skin was slowly melting off, its eyes were bulging out of its skull, and the inside of it’s mouth was starting to decompose. i had never seen anything like it! as i approached the injured animal, it growled and nipped at me. i got closer, and i snapped this picture of the poor animal. WARNING: graphic

i watched in horror as the animal stepped closer to me, roaring. the cheetah was going to eat me! it grabbed onto my arm, and began to rip it to shreds, so i yeeted the cheetah into a wall and it said,”no u” and ran away. later i saw it trying to fortnite dance on my trumpasaurus rex and my trumpasaurus rex started crying!!!!!!

i was extremely mad so i yeeted that cheetah into the sun. now it lives on the sun and is married to the iPad that i yeeted into the sky earlier. i never saw it again, and my trumpasaurus rex was happy. the trumpasaurus rex smiled big and wide!

me and trumpasaurus rex got some ice cream and had to be arrested for stealing ice cream i am in jail for 100 years help help help help help HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

the good lemons vs the evil limes. (with a link to a REAL LEMON WARRIOR!!!)

i found some lemons destroying some limes in my journey through FRUIT LAND. it was beautiful. the limes were losing the great war against the lemons. the lemons will win every time. they will always win, having more vitamin C.

i have also met many unique species of animals, such as the lemon dragon. here is a small sketch. a beautiful creature, really. i hope that one day i will live in fruit land.

here is the blog of a brave lemon warrior. here’s her website:

https://thelemonphotos.home.blog

it talks about the many troubles this brave lemon had to have overcome!

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