mrs. statue eats a mushroom

mrs. statue was very bored. mrs statue went outside. this is the big story of how mrs. statue died. she went out to the forest, where the birds had always flied. the grass was bright and green, and smelled of pesticide. mrs. statue found mushrooms, how could she decide? should she eat it, should she …

trumpasaurus rex vs hilladactyl

hilladactyl spread her wings, ready for a fight. trumpasaurus rex grinned, allis sharp teeth showing. hilladactyl roared, “TRUMP WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as she flew into the cloud filled sky. trumpasaurus rex ran towards hilladactyl, but he couldn’t reach her. he jumped up, trying to bite, but he failed every time. hilladactyl swooped down and bit him, …

A rare cheetah disease.

in my adventures around africa, i have found many species, such as the elephant, lion, tiger, etc.. however, one strange day i saw a horrible looking cheetah. it’s skin was slowly melting off, its eyes were bulging out of its skull, and the inside of it’s mouth was starting to decompose. i had never seen …

the good lemons vs the evil limes. (with a link to a REAL LEMON WARRIOR!!!)

i found some lemons destroying some limes in my journey through FRUIT LAND. it was beautiful. the limes were losing the great war against the lemons. the lemons will win every time. they will always win, having more vitamin C. i have also met many unique species of animals, such as the lemon dragon. here …

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